Over the dull roar of horror and rage in our ears, we heard a wonderful new word during tonight's debate, coined by Gov. John Kasich. We are in awe of his courage, in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, to persist in the belief that there are no ideas too stupid to say out loud. Energised and inspired by this collective display of mediocrity and impotence in a time of crisis, we've decided to make the preservation of this bon mot our life's mission.
"Amiracle"
[ah-mir-uh-kuhl]
compound noun
The American miracle, condensed.
e.g.: Donald Trump is polling at 25% nationally; we can at this time confirm the death of the Amiracle.
